I know I shouldn't have guffawed when I read this, since I'm fairly certain it's not intended in jest...but it's so horrible and ludicrous, it's hard to stiffle a giggle.
Bettsy sent this my way and I had to share it. If shit like THIS can get published, there really is no stopping me from becoming a bestselling author, now is there?
PS - for Mr. S, my SIL and other teachers I know, here may be the perfect "behave or else" book for kids.
Scene:
"What? You don't want to do your homework? Well let me tell you a story about little Billy here, who didn't do his homework, fell in with a bad crowd and woke up in a circle chanting in tongues....buhuhuwahahahahaha!" (the evil cackle at the end is a must.)
Dear Awful Library Books, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
(Thanks bunches, Bettsy, this is a joy to behold.)
1 comment:
I want to read this book. Just to see what it's like.
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