Humourless

adj.

1. Lacking a sense of humour; destitute of humour.
2. Said or done without humour.

Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, 1998.
















I love Chuck Norris jokes, you love Chuck Norris jokes. You know the ones:

"When Chuck Norris goes in the ocean, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris."

These absurd hyperboles are ridiculously hilarious and have single-handedly transformed this otherwise B-list has-been action hero into a cult figure and online phenomenon.

While roundhouse kicks to the face and superhuman strength were included in the Chuck Norris package, apparently good humour and appreciation were not. He launched a lawsuit in 2007 against the author of The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World’s Greatest Human and is now writing a book to set the world straight on all things Chuck Norris.

Though he may be the "world's greatest human", he's still kind of a jackass, no?

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