Cubed.

Have you seen the Nissan Cube? It's quickly becoming the hit vehicle of the summer; I've noticed a few putting around town. I took a poll of coworkers just now, and several--to my shock and alarm--think it's cute. THIS is cute?! It's like something the Soviet bloc came up with 40 years ago with a weird name like the Kruschto. I'll admit it's kind of interesting and looks like it'd be fun to drive...if you lived in LEGOland.

My preferences are for small and sporty. Cute. Like the Smart. The Mini. The Miata.

This car is the equivalent of the dumb, lunky kid in kindergarten who ate paste in the corner and gave you the creeps with his walleye. It's the Ralph Wiggum of cars. I choo-choo-choose you? I think not.